A Soap for Mom Brain | Funny Soap

Phone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked. Soggy Cheerios Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H  Sold in 4-packs